“Let the baby have his fucking pouches, they literally say ‘baby’ on them”
It will make sense soon...but for now let’s talk about the weird athlete-not-actual-athlete subculture I'm a part of and how I feel about it. Like at what point do you start calling what you're doing in the gym 'training' rather than exercise, and effectively cross the bridge from gym junkie to athlete ? My fellow athlete friend … Continue reading Goat Truths
Disclaimer: this is a real story about my real past life, it's not really funny but I've attempted to add humor just so no-one's day is completely ruined. Please re- read the Tinder one afterward to take the edge off if you need to. I've been uncertain whether to share this story or not, as … Continue reading Adversity much ?
So as I am currently straddling (lol) the bridge between CrossFit and Weightlifting, it was completely necessary that I competed in both in the space of two weeks, (it was actually REALLY not necessary and I do NOT recommend it because it was over a week ago and I am still tired and hungry) to … Continue reading Dogs, Dino-bites and nudity : CrossFit vs Weightlifting comps
It's coming up to my 2 year anniversary of being (for the most part) single. I'm pretty much an open book but in case you don't actually know me (you should, I'm excellent) I'll give you a bullet pointed history of the last two years of my dating activity: married not married (but actually still … Continue reading Tinder-Phobic
Ok so it's been like 2 months now of focussing my training attentions more on weightlifting and less on Crossfit. Now don't freak out, I am still a CrossFitter at heart, but after the rather anti climactic end to the 2018 Open I decided to take an aggressive (what other approach is there) change of direction … Continue reading You’re Not At Mixed Mayhem Anymore
I have my first Olympic Weightlifting comp coming up in exactly 5 days. I'm shitting myself which is IDEAL because I decided several weeks ago that challenging myself with a new sport and competition in said sport wasn't enough and that I would also attempt to do so at a body weight considerably lighter than my … Continue reading Strong AND Skinny ?